Story of My Life. Story of My Life Lyrics by John Tartaglia from the Shrek The Musical [Original Cast Recording] album- including song video, artist biography, translations and more: Alright, when I call your name step forward Pinocchio, the puppet I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy That's your pat…. Story of My Life Track Two from the OBC of Shrek The Musical Official Day of Release: March 24th Buy here: 2008 Original Broadway Cast. 555K views. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Strife is never ending. (Guard Spoken) Peter Pan! Banished from the town (Guard Spoken) Ugly Duckling! They dragged me from the pond. They broke my magic wand. They blew our condos down. (Guard Spoken) Wicked Witch! Life is but a witch hunt. Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress. Shrek The Musical JR. performed by Stael Ruffinelli Music & Arts cast.Music by Jeanine TesoriBook and Lyrics by David Lindsay-AbaireBased on the DreamWorks A Original Story of My Life lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch of mud down there [Pinocchio, spoken] Oh, dumped on a swamp Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap (sung) Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending [Guard] Peter Pan [Peter Pan] Banished From the town [Guard] Ugly Duckling [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand Shrek the Musical - Story Of My Life Lyrics. GUARD: (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) GUARD: (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. gxHmDoi.

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